[peoplehood]

Sudden wave of an immense love for humanity has hit me once again…

[peoplehood]

We all exist together… that’s pretty neat…

[justbadpuns]

Einstein developed a theory about space, and it was about time too..

[classicalxena]

sir that’s my emotional support decaying portrait that portrays all my sins

[prokopetz]

“Inappropriate student-teacher relationship” doesn’t always mean something sexual. My high school art teacher’s drug dealer was one of her own students, and you better believe he got straight As in that class - like, what are you going to do, give your weed man a B- because he doesn’t understand pointilism?

[prokopetz]

My favourite thing about this post is people getting offended that the sixteen-year-old drug dealer doesn’t understand pointilism.

[ianwanda]

I think if a murderer wanted to lure me out of my room all they’d have to do is turn off my wifi cause sure as shit I’m gonna go see why it isn’t working

[moriarty]

touch my wifi you asshole and i wont be the one whos getting murdered tonight

[toboldlylesbian]

pick your fighter

the ‘$1000 to go to Hawaii’ bride, the ‘I bought a $99 polygraph on amazon’ lady, or the ‘why was $200 so huge’ birthday girl

[marisatomay]

a lot of people seem to be confused and think the hawaii bride and the polygraph lady are the same but they’re actually 2 separate people so here’s all 3 in one go

the “$1500 to go to hawaii” bride

Ms Polygraph Test

$200 birthday

bask in the unfiltered nonsense of it all

[toboldlylesbian]

since someone mentioned this and I had forgotten, a last minute entry fighter: “Squire Sebastian” lady

[marisatomay]

The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse

[weavemama]

moral of the story is…..being racist and bitter makes you age like milk

[birdsb]

this bitch is FORTY THREE????

[gaypussyretard]

[gahdamnpunk]

ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾

[knitmeapony]

This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.

[whyyoustabbedme]

FREE THEM

[hotcommunist]

I say this without a shred of irony:

pageant moms are abusive monsters.